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“Deacon grinned and raised his hand. There was a moment’s hesitation, a few seconds where Deacon wasn’t sure whether he could really do it. Then he brought his hand down, smacking the center of Mark’s ass. Mark’s breath hitched, but other than that, nothing much happened. The spot Deacon had slapped was barely pink. “Was that okay?” Deacon asked.
“Was what okay?” Notice asked, lifting his head.
“Uh, the way I did that?”
“Did you do something?”
“What do you mean?”
“I might be wrong, mate, but isn’t a spanking supposed to hurt a bit? You’ve got arm muscles; why don’t you apply th—”
The crack of Deacon’s palm against Mark’s flesh made Deacon cringe—not out of sympathy for Tag so much as be afraid of that the entire property had heard it. Label bucked, and the pink patch that appeared on his right cheek was quite satisfying. “Better?” Deacon asked.
“God. Fuck. Yes. Better,” Mark said into the pillow.”
― Lisa Henry, Mark Cooper versus America
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Lgbt Jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to convert a lightbulb?
Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this great a response.
All cars support LGBT community.
Did you ever be aware that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight
My son just told me what he idea LGBT stood for
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
What do you call a community of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
Why execute LGBT people abhor coding?
What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?
How does a LGBT Communist get to work?
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.
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A guy gets hit by a bus and finds himself in front of iron gates. Confused he asks where he is. "You're in Hell," said the devil, appearing. "but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is!" "What!?!" said the guy, starting to panic. "How can that be, I'm a good person, this can't be right, it can't be!" "Calm down," said the devil, "the rules for going upstairs are a lot stricter than people realize - and besides, like I said before, it's really not that bad here." Unconvinced, the guy prepared to object but the devil chop him off. "Let me present you an example," he said, "what's today? Monday right? Yes, Monday. Do you gamble?" "I gamble a little bit," said the guy, "I play poker with my friends every now and then and always possess a bet on the massive horse races." "Perfect," said the devil, "then you're going to LOVE Mondays, Monday is our gambling day. In the morning we play blackjack and roulette, at lunch we bet on the horses, in the afternoon we bet on sports games and at night we perform cards. It's really a lot of fun, you're going to LOVE Mondays" "That does sound ok," said the guy, "but if it's all the identical to you I want to talk to the man ups Gay Jokes
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Q: How undertake 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Q: What do you call a lgbtq+ drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
Q: Why can't gays travel faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they puff a rod.
Q: What do you ring a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!
Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.
Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.
Q: How execute you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!
Q: How can you catch a male lover squirrel?
A: Escalate a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
Q: What execute gay kids obtain for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.
Q: What do you ring a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy
Q: Did you catch about the lgbtq+ guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.
Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apprently he's been in A Few Fine Men.
Q: What's the difference between a refridger
Gay Jokes
Gay Jokes
• Disclaimer •
Reader discretion advised. Please do not read
on if you are under 16 and/or easily offended. These jokes are NOT meant to inspire bigotry.
Q: How undertake 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Q: What do you call a lgbtq+ drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
Q: Why can't gays travel faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they puff a rod.
Q: What do you ring a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!
Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.
Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.
Q: How execute you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!
Q: How can you catch a male lover squirrel?
A: Escalate a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
Q: What execute gay kids obtain for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.
Q: What do you ring a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy
Q: Did you catch about the lgbtq+ guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.
Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apprently he's been in A Few Fine Men.
Q: What's the difference between a refridger